My creative freedom will come back as soon as I stop holding onto the moon thats reflected in this stupid basket filled with water I have to carry around everywhere. Also Happy Anniversary Grading Animals!
Disney Sux
Except for Pixar. And they did a few good cartoons back in the day.
Zenith
This might not be the best podcast but I know one snapping turtle who hopefully is alive because of me and I know he will be listening.
Mangro Treeves
If I record an episode in the forest and nobody hears it, does it matter if it was halfway decent or not?
Wax Catalyst Frequency
Alot of great suggestions in this episode! Thanks for keeping the show alive!
Under the Bridge
Just trying to keep it ‘100” with my actual real memories of things as they occurred. Thanks for all the suggestions!
Jonny Dep (feat. Spencer Fullerton Baird)
Listen to this episode if u want the real scoop on what happened with Jonny ‘Gerard’ Dep (Pardue) - a famous actor who has been found to be beaten within an inch of his life by his way younger than him wife/girlfiend.
Hollywood Kaps
Find out about Kaps’s adventures in LA as he potentially boringly recounts his experience at the Stareable Festival where Grading Animals was nominated for Best Writing AND Best Documentary Series! Did not win but it’s about ‘going the distance’ like in the famous web series Rocky. Also - is Kaps too Hollywood to hang out with the true fans or is he just an antisocial weirdo?
Pre Trip Jitters
Feeling excited, nervous, positive, grateful, achy, anxious, exhausted right before this big trip.
Space is Bullshit
Enjoy this chock full of suggestions episode! I talk about snails, time travel, octopussies, clones, dolphins, chickens, my life as a photographer and lots of other stuff, including my nuanced position on space!
#2, Blue Shark
Yea I don’t know how I could do my homie like that, putting in “wailing shark” or whatever for #2, seems like a real piece of shit move and I’m sorry. Love u Blue Shark, my bad.
Le Chat Noir
I did everybody’s suggestions AND talked about the slap that everyone is talking about.
Cool Trumpets (feat. Spencer Fullerton Baird)
I couldn’t find my iPad to accompany myself with sound effects so this episode is just one huge rant!
The Four Agreements
Have you heard about this? Anyway I really get to the bottom of it. Also I got a new job!
Outsider Art
This episode shouldn’t have been put out but I had tried 7 other times at the apartment and it kept coming out exactly like this. It’s pretty bad but exactly what I was feeling at the time.
Cheese Wars
They say wars are like podcasts. And I hope so, or not. Really depends on how you feel about war and podcasts. I personally think war is unchill, even though WW1 does seem scary and cool 200 years later.
The Purest Form of Expression
On this lucky number 13th episode, I recap my horrific performance at my show this weekend AND answer some suggestions about Math Rock, TV Shows, Flamingos, Nudity, Anime and Vlad the Impaler.
Rhyme or Reason
Happy Valentimes day from the world according to JKAPS! I love you and hope you enjoy this episode from whatever utopian fantasy or pit of desire hell you are in.
Live from Ant Palace
Finally got some suggestions for the show! I talk about alligator gars, the difference between chickens and dinosaurs, Joe Rogan, Woopy Goldberg, flying fish, vacation destinations, ants and the speed limit of memory.
Everything Must Change
Everything must change. Even podcasts change. Who the fuck am I, what the fuck is this podcast? Hopefully the negative thoughts will be held at bay long enough for us to have a little fun. If you want to find out the song I am talking about, google the title of this episode - Quincy Jones version.